New work direction

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Because it's winter so our tomato land need a bit of rest.

Damien Hirst said"It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever got given in my life."

(Damien Hirst)I was hitching in France when I did the vendange. And an estate car, a Citroen of some kind, pulled up with the whole family in. I couldn't speak French and they couldn't speak English. And there was no way I could fit into the fucking car, I don't know if you've ever tried hitching in France, but you can never get a lift; it's impossible. Anyway, this car pulled up and it had, like, mum, dad, kids, grandparents- the whole family. fucking packed. And they leaned out of the car and said things to me in French, and I spoke things back to them in English. And in the end they gave me a tomato. Just handed me a tomato out of the fucking car. It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever got given in my life. They didn't pull up to give me a lift. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. But they gave me this tomato. And they drove off. And I was left on the side of the road with a tomato. What was going on there? If they'd give me a can of Coke, I would've thought, thank you, and I would have drunk it, and it would have been fine; I wouldn't have been thirsty any more. But they gave me a tomato. I swear to you. The most delicious thing I ever tasted.

still growing but I think lack of experience may hinder the harvest

Voila!!Petite tomatoes come!!!

Exciting announcement!!! The new tomatoes are growing now, they are very tiny and cut. I wish I could show the photos. Good Luck everybody, hope hear from you soon.

Tall Tom

Quick update. Tom is now 45 inches tall and has 18 flowers in groups of 6, with another 6 beginning to grow. I have been advised to nip bits off, but think I need a friend to do this, as I am too soft hearted to commit such butchery to my plant. (Also, I haven't got a clue what I'm doing)

I'm really sorry to say, to tell you all, of a series of unhappy times for my tomato; Bethnal Green.
Despite possibly being more at home in a green house; I think Bethnal Green got overheated, dried out and sun burnt in the hot weather a few weeks ago, whilst sitting on his windowsill. He developed a flurry of yellow patches on many of his leaves on his left side. Then, again falling, quite literally, prey to the elements, he was blown off his window sill when the wind changed direction; turning to the West. His main stem was snapped at at middle, and it proved too much, and he quickly turned brown.

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Tom's huge!

Update on Tom. He is still living indoors, but too big for the windowsill, he now sits by the patio door, looking out. I know it seems cruel, but his recent visit outside resulted in about 100 blackfly!! I was told to spray him....shock horror!!!!! He is organic, I replied and I brought him in and removed all 100 blackfly by hand. He is now 29" tall, with a few tiny yellow flowers. You may just spot his flowers on the first photo. The other photo he was contemplating peddling off into the sunset on the bike on the patio....until he realised he couldn't quite reach the pedals. (Apologies that this picture is on it's side, it is a miracle I managed to add a photo atall, as for how to get it the right way up, it is a complete mystery to me!)

New more spacious home

The Tale of the tomatoes

As you will see by the picture below we had a bad start in life, however we have to say we are now much more settled in a new enlarged home. However one dark night a snail got at one of us and he has become a bit lopsided. We are also concerned that the new home brings expectations of reproduction and to be honest with you we are not sure if we are up to it....him suffering from the snail and that......Also new owner is going to abandon us for the weeks while she goes off gallivanting and entrust us to her grandchildren! Some people...... Still,it could br worse.

The Tale of the tomatoes

Progress update

These people - http://www.tomato.co.uk/ - like tomatoes so much they set up a design company named after the red delights. We have given them a brief to come up with a name and a design concept for our coterie of plants...we'll be back with the concept as soon as we have it...

Dear friends,
Thank you for all these contributions, just let you know my computer still does work properly and I have difficulty to set up the photos to share with everybody ,I'll try continuously. from Chao-Mi

Bethnal Green's growth spurt

Bethnal Green is settling in so well in his namesake; so well he's had a growth spurt and now he's nearly as tall as the building opposite (see earlier updates). This week he's also had a near brush with frame; The Apprentice TV programme filmed in his road; if it wasn't for all the buildings being the same he might have seen whether his window was in the frame!

Tom has a problem with wind!

I came home on Thursday to find that someone has repotted Tom and put him in the garden. I must admit to feeling slightly miffed. Afterall, Tom is my plant and I have taken great pride in nurturing him so far..... I didn't need help. Well, I came home for my lunch Friday and was horrified to find that the wind had blown him over and he was bent at a terrible angle, with a damaged leaf and I swear he was shivering from the shock of it all. Well, that was it, he is now safely back inside where I can watch over him and his bent stem is loosly tied to a stake. I just hope he forgives me.

"Tom leaves home"

Oh, it is with much trepidation that I write this, "Blog" being totally alien to me, but I must progress beyond just mere emails, so here goes....
22nd April 2007
Chaomi has trusted me to look after and nurture a tomato plant (obviously oblivious to my lack of green fingers - this is the woman who managed to kill a yukka plant and most other green things). Anyway, I call my plant Tom and our journey together begins. We leave the safety of Chaomi's and take the relatively short walk to my house, the wind trying it's hardest to destroy Tom before I even get him home. So his new life starts, on the window sill in my kitchen, watching the world go by............
15th May 2007
Tom is looking remarkably healthy and has settled into family life well, getting fed at the same time as the cat (I have a better track record with cats, than plants). He is a healthy 18" tall and quite bushy. Am thinking he'll need a bigger pot soon, but can't bring myself to put him outside, as it is too cold.
I am about to push a button called "publish" now.... please send me to where I need to go.....here goes....

A Hello From La Belle Ruby!

All I can think of as I contemplate this moment is how wonderful this month of May has been! All this wonderful, life giving rain!!! I am feeling on top of the world right now, my leaves spread lushiously in every direction, my baby buds forming, and soon I will be blooming. I will be covered with tender white flowers, which will change in due course into ruby red fruit. Life is good, life in beautiful, and I’m not the only one who seems to feel that way. The birds, the birds ... have you listened to the birds? It has given me such joy to wake up in the early mornings and listen to that magnificent bird song, a veritable orchestra of sound, full of life and joy and celebration. You see, I am sitting here at the top of this old chimney pot – a bit like those beautiful old chimneys on the roof of Layer Marney Tower (ever been there? Worth a visit, I’ve been told!) – and can view most of this enormous garden, which is slowly gathering in colour and, at the moment, is mostly a sea of greens with splashes of yellow, orange and red. Aaaah, I must stop, my time is up, enough of celebratory musings. Duty calls, my attention and presence is needed. But watch this space, for I will be back soon.

The Fall of Miss Plum

WEIGHT: back to nearly a pound
HEIGHT: back to just over 17cm

MONDAY 14TH MAY
Good evening!

A lot has happened over the past day. Yesterday morning I had a small accident.

I was nudged from the height of the desk where I had been resting. Im not gonna lie - I lost a lot of soil. I thought I was a gonner.
At first I thought i'd just suffered from depotted syndrom, then I realised,.........

........I had broken my stem

I was feeling very sorry for myself..... but then....

...with the spilled soiled gathered at my roots once more, I was taken to the kitchen where I was given some water. After, I was placed on a different table to the desk I had been on, at first I was afraid as I saw what is known as 'cocktail sticks?' coming towards me. They were gently put into my soil and gathered around me like a splint, then I was wrapped in white tissue and bandaged.

I feel a lot better today. I was even put on the window sill to get some air. Hopefully my stem will repair. I think it'ss be a couple of weeks before the bandages can be removed.

My friend hates tomato's

So much so she felt the need to write it down:-

The devil is red and shiney.

Don't eat tomatos, have a potato. Trust me, you'll appreciate it much more. There is nothing appealing about the tomato. Their very substance is an attempt to implode, explode, or disintergrate. God gave us the clue in their physical form. The moment a tomato gets close to a knife it simply dissintergrates, it's pussy insides spill out as its the flesh slumps to one side.

The stench is one that assults the nose and clings to everything within a ten centimeter radius. The natural will of the tomato is to attatch itself, like some grusome spore, to whichever salad item that comes close, so as to infect said salad quickly and effectively within a moment of tossing. It leaches on to bread, and soaks into the serface equally. And yet every supermarket insists on inserting this foul fruit into eight out of ten sandwiches, with the full knowledge that we cannot ever, no matter how furvently we persist, remove the tomato to replicate a higher standard of fast food.

No my friends, do yourself a favour, choose it's more varied yet constant cousin, the noble spud. Boycott the tomato! One day they'll pay, they will all pay...

Antitomato

http://www.antitomato.com/home.cfm

It's not a perfect fruit!